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A medieval armor devoid of a human being inside appeared sitting on a couch in a residence in Turtle Lake. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the witnesses.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished very late at night creeping out of Kasper Slough covered in mud.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag tied around her head became visible consuming a piece of bread at Lake Margaret Dam at midnight. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the watcher. Locals here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Turtle Lake many years ago. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A big menacing ghost was spotted in Cross Ranch State Park outside the ranger station sipping chlorine. When the ghost was made out it disappeared into the thin air.
An ET from planet Jupiter was perceived wandering from apartment to apartment at the stroke of midnight on a Turtle Lake road.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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