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These are some lies we made up about Tolna.
The spirit of a waitress has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions beside a lofty tree in Poplar Grove trying to state something. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Tolna a long time ago. In any event, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft may regularly be spotted looking at the water by Hass Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Neptune may be distinguished often by Colvin Creek terrifying people.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief is every so often made out in Tolna Coulee before dawn screaming names of people.
A space man from the cosmos has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions turning toward the viewer by Black Slough.
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Ghost Sightings From Tolna
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Ghost Sightings From Tolna
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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