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These are some lies we made up about Tappen.
The ghost of a civil war soldier can regularly be witnessed at Lake George Dam North Unit in the early morning hours looking at the landscape.
A space man has sometimes been perceived pushing orbs around in Streeter Memorial State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Thumbelina is occasionally observed appearing scary in Beaver Lake State Park outside the ranger station.
An alien voyager from another solar system has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions raking leaves in the back garden of a house in Tappen.
The spirit of a seriously burned lady may every so often be made out by a woman canoeing in a river close to Tappen. One of the people who live here steadfastly asserts that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Tappen a long time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Tappen
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Ghost Sightings From Tappen
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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