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These are some lies we made up about Surrey.
An Iguanodon was witnessed sipping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Surrey.
The ghost of a female having the sign of the devil carved into her arm was seen walking a Bulldog late in the night on a shady Surrey avenue. The bystander was frightened and ran away. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Surrey.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly distinguished watching TV in a Surrey living room at night.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances going through garbage cans on a Surrey avenue. Anyhow, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a shackled up lady may repeatedly be spotted sipping blood from a container outside Lake Sakakawea State Park. According to what the
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local residents assert, this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long gone Surrey local resident. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Surrey
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Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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