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An extraterrestrial from Jupiter was witnessed in Stokes Memorial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming at the bystander to stay away.
A massive whale came into view chucking boulders in Beaver Lake State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A fluorescent human body was seen having a seat at the dining table in a Streeter residence carving a crack. When the onlooker came into sight the ghost fled. It has been asserted that this individual ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Streeter in the past.
An alien from another galaxy was noticed walking through a building in Streeter.
A Pteranodon has repeatedly been seen walking through a building close to Streeter.
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Ghost Sightings From Streeter
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Ghost Sightings From Streeter
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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