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These are some lies we made up about Sherwood.
A space alien from another galaxy has occasionally been spotted by Little Deep Creek searching for a glove.
A space man is occasionally perceived walking beside a deserted road next to Sherwood.
A man having a spear in his head has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions resting on a stool in an apartment in close proximity to Sherwood. A local resident argues that this phantom enjoys startling unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Sherwood.
The spirit of a mail carrier can from time to time be made out before dawn following a passing pickup on a shady road in the neighborhood of Sherwood.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been spotted picking flowers in the side yard of an apartment in Sherwood.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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