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These are some lies we made up about Sharon.
A massive salamander is known to have been made out on a handful of instances browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Sharon home at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien may frequently be observed taking a rest at a table in a Sharon building.
A large creepy beast has now and then been witnessed in Turtle River State Park at the ranger station piling rocks.
A huge capybara is every now and then perceived gazing at folks in a Sharon flat through a door crack.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is rumored to have been noticed on many occasions in a deserted location outside Sharon.
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Ghost Sightings From Sharon
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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