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These are some lies we made up about Rugby.
A very large quagga has been said to have been observed on many instances walking a Rottweiler around midnight on a gloomy Rugby residential road.
A headless gentleman may every now and then be spotted watching cable in a Rugby living room at the stroke of midnight.
An alien voyager from space was observed dragging a corpse through some bushes in Geographical Center of North America Monument on a dark night.
A space alien from another solar system materialized searching through garbage cans on a Rugby street.
A Chupacabra materialized in Ft. Stevenson State Park quite near the ranger station redistributing orbs around.
An extremely large baboon was witnessed on a Rugby road before dawn.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform has often been made out hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Rugby.
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Ghost Sightings From Rugby
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Ghost Sightings From Rugby
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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