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These are some lies we made up about Ross.
A space man from outer space can be observed time and again by Stanley Dam late in the night staring at the water.
A giant jackal has from time to time been distinguished searching for a hat in the early morning hours on a lawn in Ross.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object is from time to time distinguished taking a rest at a coffee table in a Ross flat glugging down chlorine.
A space alien from planet Saturn has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions in Little Missouri State Park right by the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
A somewhat transparent man clothed as the captain of a ship can every so often be spotted staggering through an apartment in Ross.
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Ghost Sightings From Ross
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Ghost Sightings From Ross
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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