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These are some lies we made up about Regent.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body has supposedly been spotted on a few instances at Coal Bank Creek on a dark night tossing pebbles into the water. Whichever way, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that is better not disturbed.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship may every now and then be distinguished staring at the water by Squaw Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An alien explorer from space was distinguished hovering over the Buffalo Buttes late at night.
A space invader from another galaxy materialized glancing at the panorama from the top of Abbey Hill late at night.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged traveling on a moped on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Regent.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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