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The ghost of an old Indian chief is every so often distinguished in the middle of Dogtooth Creek looking menacing. It's been claimed that this individual ghost may very well be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Raleigh. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space man from outer space can every now and then be witnessed studying the scenery from the pinnacle of Dogtooth Buttes before dawn.
A black rat that shape-shifted into a woman was made out flying over the Dogtooth Buttes late in the night. The ghost mumbled about avenging a murder.
An Allosaurus appeared looking at a woman slumbering on a mattress in a building in Raleigh.
A giant platypus was seen trying on clothes in a Raleigh house.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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