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These are some lies we made up about Plaza.
An alien has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions walking a Great Dane late at night on a gloomy Plaza street.
Bigfoot can be made out very often staring at the water by Paulson Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has from time to time been spotted looking through apartment windows in Plaza at midnight. If you listen to what the locals claim, this ghost may perhaps be a renowned old days inhabitant of Plaza.
A pitch black crow that transformed into a woman is now and then witnessed watching television in a Plaza living room at night. In any event, this is a hostile spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a youthful woman clothed as a maid is rumored to have been distinguished on many instances on a Plaza lane at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that is better not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Plaza
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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