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These are some lies we made up about Pisek.
An alien can be seen repeatedly carving a hole in the center of South Branch Forest River.
A very large opossum has sometimes been spotted strolling through a Pisek vicinity churchyard.
An martian explorer from space is every now and then observed hanging out in a deserted structure in Pisek.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head is known to have been seen on numerous instances being carried by a motorcycle on a murky road next to Pisek. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a frightening spirit that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
An ET from another planet has frequently been made out slurping motor oil in Icelandic State Park right by the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Pisek
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Ghost Sightings From Pisek
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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