|
| |
Petersburg, North Dakota Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Petersburg.
An alien came into view by Senator Young Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of an aged sorceress was spotted wandering through a mobile home in Petersburg. Alarmed by the witnesses the ghost faded away into the darkness.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space has regularly been observed mounted on a mule along a highway near Petersburg.
An ET from planet Mercury is frequently spotted going nuts in Turtle River State Park near the park headquarters.
An alien from space has been perceived on numerous occasions at a coin operated phone in Petersburg using the phone.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Petersburg
Submit a lie about Petersburg, North Dakota:
Other untruthful towns near Petersburg, North Dakota:
Dahlen, North Dakota, 9 miles away
Niagara, North Dakota, 10 miles away
Aneta, North Dakota, 10 miles away
Michigan, North Dakota, 12 miles away
Fordville, North Dakota, 15 miles away
Lankin, North Dakota, 16 miles away
Sharon, North Dakota, 16 miles away
Mcville, North Dakota, 17 miles away
Inkster, North Dakota, 18 miles away
Larimore, North Dakota, 21 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
North Dakota
|
Ghost Sightings From Petersburg
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
MORE JOKES
|
