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These are some lies we made up about Pekin.
A gigantic dingo can from time to time be made out by Petersen Dam late in the night looking at the water.
A giant alpaca has often been spotted after midnight floating down on Silver Creek.
A space alien from another planet is regularly observed exploring Tolna Coulee in detail late at night.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack hauling a big axe has supposedly been perceived on a few instances staggering through a Pekin neighborhood cemetery.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object may frequently be witnessed mounding rocks along a deserted road near Pekin at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Pekin
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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