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These are some lies we made up about Park River.
A minotaur has frequently been witnessed in a mirror in a Park River house; the spirit was only detectable in the mirror.
A space invader from planet Neptune has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances taking in the vista at Homme Dam around midnight.
A colossal armadillo can be observed time and again seeking someone down near the water at Grandview Point.
An extremely large fish has from time to time been seen in an apartment in the vicinity of Park River.
A giant squirrel is occasionally distinguished by Icelandic State Park sniveling.
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Ghost Sightings From Park River
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Ghost Sightings From Park River
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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