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The ghost of a guy in a police force uniform can every now and then be noticed in Koldok State Game Management Area at night struggling to verbalize something.
An martian explorer from deep space was noticed hovering next to a shadowy highway outside Oriska.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead came into view dispatching a parcel at an Oriska post office. The ghost spoke of avenging an assassination. In any event, it's a frightening spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into late in the night.
A space man from deep space was seen talking into the night as if somebody else was nearby.
An extraterrestrial appeared near Ft. Ransom State Park looking terrifying.
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Ghost Sightings From Oriska
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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