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These are some lies we made up about Northwood.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a big white mustache was distinguished on a Northwood residential street on a dark night. The ghost waved to the observer.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head has repeatedly been seen at Little Goose River at night tossing stones into the water.
A space alien from Venus is often observed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Northwood.
William Shakespeare is known to have been perceived on numerous instances staring at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a building in Northwood.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can often be made out quite near the entrance to Turtle River State Park hollowing out a crater.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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