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A frightening being is known to have been witnessed on several occasions walking from apartment to apartment around midnight on a Nome lane.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may frequently be perceived quite near the entrance to Ft. Ransom State Park speaking into the air.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be made out repeatedly taking a rest at a table in a Nome home.
A Brachiosaurus has sometimes been perceived gazing at folks in a Nome residence through a door crack.
The ghost of a man dressed as a plumber is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances in a secluded zone in close proximity to Nome.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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