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These are some lies we made up about Niagara.
A huge warthog may from time to time be spotted shouting on the shore of Little Goose Lake.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was witnessed looking at the water by Georgeson Dam late at night.
A space alien materialized attempting to grip something in Little Goose National Wildlife Refuge around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space was perceived watching TV in a Niagara living room late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead came into sight rummaging around in garbage cans on a Niagara avenue. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the viewers. In any event, it's a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Niagara
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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