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The phantom of a lady having half her head gone showed up seated at the kitchen counter in a New Rockford building smoking a cigar. Further reports of this ghost have been described. In any case, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that is preferably not upset.
An extremely large weasel was seen staring at the water by New Rockford Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large wombat was observed by Schwoebel Slough looking for somebody.
Snow White has repeatedly been witnessed mid stream in Rocky Run crying.
A woman having a sword in her head is repeatedly observed riding on a mare in the middle of a highway in the neighborhood of New Rockford.
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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