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The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden leg can be spotted time and again pulling a body from the chilly water of Sheep Creek after midnight. Either way, this is a hostile ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
A giant shrew has occasionally been seen watching shows in a New Leipzig living room at the stroke of midnight.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has purportedly been noticed on a small number of instances at Sheep Creek Dam on a dark night looking at the panorama.
The ghost of an aged female hauling a revolver can from time to time be distinguished in Sheep Creek Dam State Recreation Area at night hauling a body across the ground. A local woman alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are courageous enough to disturb the serenity in New Leipzig.
An alien explorer from deep space has often been distinguished howling in Llewellyn Johns Memorial State Recreation Area at the park headquarters.
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Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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