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An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has now and then been spotted in a Nekoma secondary school after midnight strolling the corridors.
A space invader from Saturn is once in a while spotted in a mirror in a Nekoma mobile home; the phantom was only visible in the mirror.
A female holding her head beside her arm can occasionally be perceived in a house near Nekoma. Many folks who live here declare this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Nekoma. Anyhow, it's a scary ghost that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a youthful lady in a blood-splattered wedding dress was noticed in a Nekoma area clothing store, staggering the aisles. This exact ghost has been noticed often in this zone.
The spirit of a 12 foot high enormous giant was made out sipping milk before sunrise on a park bench in Nekoma. There have been several testimonies on the subject of this phantom in the vicinity. Residents here who have perceived this ghost say this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Nekoma.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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