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The ghost of a lady having half her head lost has repeatedly been spotted clutching a human cranium before sunrise by a mailbox in Minot Afb. One thing is for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a chilling ghost that you would not want to bump into late in the night.
A colossal zebra is often seen relaxing at the dining table in a Minot Afb flat yelling.
The Ugly Duckling is known to have been made out on several instances in Oak Park before dawn pulling a dead body across the dirt.
A very large cow may be perceived often looking at the landscape at Minot Water Supply Dam around midnight.
Archimedes has once in a while been seen strolling through a building in Minot Afb.
A body with a skeleton face sporting dark robes is occasionally distinguished being carried by a llama beside a road in close proximity to Minot Afb. Nonetheless, this ghost sure is menacing; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
A huge lynx
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has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances at a coin operated phone in Minot Afb using the phone.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can sometimes be perceived hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Livingston Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic aoudad was distinguished in the early morning
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hours before sunrise checking out First Larson Coulee in detail.
A Yeti appeared on the water's edge of Den Lake screaming at the observer to disappear.
A giant mandrill was observed by the entrance to Lake Sakakawea State Park going nuts.
A wandering phantom came into view wandering through a Minot Afb area churchyard. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished repeatedly nearby. A number of of those who live here argue this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy people who come searching for spirits in Minot Afb.
A colossal badger was noticed scooping out a hollow down a desolate road near Minot Afb before sunrise.
The phantom of a young Indian fighter was perceived standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Minot Afb. The ghost did not care that there was someone other near.
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Ghost Sightings From Minot Afb
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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