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These are some lies we made up about Michigan.
An martian tourist from deep space has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions going berserk at Sarnia Dam late at night.
An enormous elk can often be seen striding by a wild road near Michigan.
The ghost of a flight attendant can be observed very frequently becoming visible in a mirror. Regardless of what people say, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to come across before dawn.
An alien from deep space is every now and then seen having a seat on a couch in a building near Michigan.
A massive marten is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions on a dark night hurrying after a passing pickup on a shady highway right next door to Michigan.
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Ghost Sightings From Michigan
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Other untruthful towns near Michigan, North Dakota:
Lankin, North Dakota, 11 miles away
Petersburg, North Dakota, 12 miles away
Dahlen, North Dakota, 12 miles away
Mcville, North Dakota, 13 miles away
Lakota, North Dakota, 15 miles away
Adams, North Dakota, 16 miles away
Brocket, North Dakota, 18 miles away
Aneta, North Dakota, 19 miles away
Fairdale, North Dakota, 20 miles away
Pekin, North Dakota, 20 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Michigan
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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