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An martian explorer from the cosmos has regularly been observed in Cross Ranch State Park right by the park headquarters hauling a human cranium.
A space man from planet Venus is often seen in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a gentleman with a pentagram etched into his head has supposedly been observed on several instances by an old woman fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Mercer. Locals here who have noticed this phantom say this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Mercer many years ago.
An ET from outer space can often be made out resting in an armchair in a mobile home in Mercer.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion has now and then been made out attempting to seize something beside a streetlight in Mercer.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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