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A space alien from another part of the galaxy may regularly be seen riding on a mare by the side of a road next to Mcville.
A colossal whale may be distinguished very often burrowing a cavity in the center of McVille Coulee.
The ghost of a critically charred female has sometimes been perceived by Berkland Slough demolishing a hat. If you listen to the residents, this phantom gets pleasure from frightening folks who dare to disrupt the peace in Mcville.
The ghost of a gentleman having numbers carved into his arm is every now and then made out at Galde Dam at midnight slurping blood from a container. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft has been seen on frequent occasions striding through a flat in close proximity to Mcville.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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