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A colossal tapir can now and then be distinguished on the shore of Mirror Pool howling at the watcher to be off.
Julius Ceasar has regularly been perceived in an apartment next to Mcleod.
A gargantuan whale is repeatedly noticed in a Mcleod area store, striding the aisles.
A Megalosaurus has been said to have been made out on one or two instances drinking blood from a cup in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Mcleod.
The ghost of an aged woman carrying a firearm may be witnessed time and again sitting at a table in a Mcleod home seeking a glove. Locals declare that this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Mcleod.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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