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These are some lies we made up about Mchenry.
A woman ablaze, hauling a fuel tank became visible shouting down at the waterfront at Hoot-E-Too Lake. There have been further testimonies regarding this phantom in the neighborhood. One of the folks who live here decisively argues that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Mchenry local resident. Anyhow, it's sure a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic bull was distinguished musicalizing on a fiddle in a Mchenry home.
An alien tourist from another world showed up in a Mchenry school late at night walking the hallways.
Issac Newton was perceived in an apartment right next door to Mchenry.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has often been distinguished in a Mchenry area supermarket, walking the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Mchenry
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Ghost Sightings From Mchenry
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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