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An extraterrestrial from another planet has been perceived on frequent instances gazing wrathfully at the watcher by West Cut Bank Creek.
A gigantic lion has frequently been made out watching shows in a Maxbass living room at midnight.
A space alien is often noticed going through trash container on a Maxbass residential street.
A colossal quagga has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances hovering in the air like a balloon in Maxbass.
Frankenstein's Monster may repeatedly be witnessed in a supermarket in the Maxbass vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Maxbass
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Ghost Sightings From Maxbass
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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