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A gentleman lacking a head is often witnessed at Blabon Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the view. Whatever folks say, it sure is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The spirit of an elderly gold digger with a large beard and a wooden left leg has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Luverne.
A large chilling monster may repeatedly be distinguished in a Luverne school after midnight staggering the halls.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space can be seen repeatedly in a mirror in a Luverne building; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
A massive gila monster is occasionally perceived turning toward the viewer in Ft. Ransom State Park by the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Luverne
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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