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These are some lies we made up about Lisbon.
The ghost of a badly burned lady may sometimes be perceived looking at a lady sleeping on a futon in a home in Lisbon.
A giant alligator was distinguished at night checking out Timber Coulee in detail.
A medusa materialized trying on clothes in a Lisbon house.
The phantom of a guy with numbers etched into his back was witnessed by Lisbon Dam around midnight looking at the water. The onlooker escaped after he set eyes on the ghost.
An enormous mongoose was perceived sniveling in Sandager Park before sunrise.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote was witnessed chucking pieces of wood into the water at Dead Colt Creek on a dark night. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other near.
A lady lacking a head has repeatedly been noticed struggling out of a storm drain on a Lisbon avenue very late at night. A lot of local residents say this ghost could be a well-known old days resident of Lisbon.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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