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These are some lies we made up about Linton.
Plato was seen on a Linton street at night.
A gigantic dromedary was distinguished hovering in the air like a balloon in Linton.
A drifting ghost is regularly noticed gazing at a person sleeping on a mattress in a mobile home in Linton. If you listen to what the people who live here assert, this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Linton. No matter what folks say, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a jet pilot is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions going berserk in Seeman Park after midnight.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack holding a sizeable axe may often be perceived by Clear Creek throwing stones.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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