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These are some lies we made up about Lefor.
The ghost of a guy clad as a gas station attendant emerged by Dry Creek flashing a lamp. The spirit did not appear to be bothered by the onlookers. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who have the courage to interrupt the peace in Lefor.
A woman with a partly transparent body was distinguished up on the peak of Dobson Buttes thinking. The spirit saluted the eye witness.
A space invader from planet Mercury has repeatedly been witnessed terrifying people on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Dobson Buttes around midnight.
A colossal alpaca is regularly seen climbing out of a manhole on a Lefor avenue at night.
A medusa is rumored to have been seen on a small number of instances poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Lefor.
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Ghost Sightings From Lefor
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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