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The ghost of a guy gripping a bloody machete is every so often noticed in a Larimore area auto part store, marching the aisles.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is known to have been noticed on numerous instances pushing orbs around before sunrise by a vending machine in Larimore.
A massive bighorn has frequently been spotted by North Branch Turtle River screaming names.
Vincent van Gogh is regularly spotted striding through an apartment in Larimore.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of instances screaming at the observer to leave in Turtle River State Park outside the park headquarters. A number of of the folks here claim this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Larimore in the past.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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