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An extraterrestrial from another planet is frequently witnessed by Bylin Dam at night looking at the water.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has allegedly been observed on one or two instances in a Lankin highschool before sunrise striding the halls.
A gargantuan mule may frequently be distinguished in a residence near Lankin.
The phantom of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform can be seen very frequently outside Icelandic State Park struggling to exclaim something. Nevertheless, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A big bloodcurdling monster has every so often been perceived seeking a bag beside a parked Dodge in a Lankin parking lot after midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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