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An enormous musk-ox was perceived in a Lakota apartment.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was noticed coming into sight in a closet mirror. The ghost waved to the eye witness. One of the residents confidently says that this spirit may perhaps be a well-known past local of Lakota.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress has repeatedly been perceived sitting in an armchair in a home in the neighborhood of Lakota.
A giant walrus is frequently perceived late at night following a passing Jeep on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Lakota.
A space invader from outer space has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions in the backseat of a VW by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lakota
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Ghost Sightings From Lakota
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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