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The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is frequently observed dragging a cadaver across the dirt in J Clark Salyer National Wildlife Refuge on a dark night.
A womanly character has been distinguished on a handful of occasions in a mirror in a Kramer trailer; the phantom was only visible in the mirror. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Kramer before the present. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not disrupted.
Marco Polo may be spotted repeatedly in a house close to Kramer.
An ET from the Moon has every now and then been distinguished in a Kramer area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
A gargantuan rabbit is once in a while seen in Ft. Stevenson State Park outside the park headquarters going mad.
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Ghost Sightings From Kramer
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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