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An extraterrestrial traveler from space was seen sitting in an armchair in a home in Kindred.
An extremely large oryx was seen sobbing underneath a streetlamp in Kindred.
The phantom of a nurse with a bloody uniform has frequently been observed going through the closet in the bedroom of a Kindred building around midnight. According to what the locals assert, this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Kindred some time ago.
An alien from planet Mars is frequently observed looking at folks in a Kindred residence through a peephole.
A Pterodactyl is known to have been seen on one or two instances flashing a light outside the entrance to Buffalo River State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Kindred
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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