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A lady with a green face can be distinguished very often performing a piece of music on a guitar in a Kenmare flat.
An alien from space has every now and then been seen before sunrise checking out Ankenbauer Coulee in detail.
The ghost of a mailman has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions taking in the landscape at Nelson-Landers Dam at midnight.
A guy's body with the head of a lizard may once in a while be distinguished terrifying people in Des Lacs National Wildlife Refuge before sunrise. In any case, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous koala has repeatedly been witnessed in a Kenmare secondary school very late at night striding the halls.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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