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These are some lies we made up about Jamestown.
A gargantuan quagga was witnessed discussing into the air as if someone else was near.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a long gray mustache came into view looking through mobile home windows in Jamestown on a dark night. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the observers.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was spotted floating by on Pipestem Creek before sunrise.
A gigantic rat was witnessed down next to the waterfront at Jamestown Reservoir reading a newsletter.
A gigantic baboon has regularly been seen at Jamestown Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the scenery.
A space man from outer space is repeatedly made out watching TV in a Jamestown living room around midnight.
An ET has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances looking in Elks Park at midnight.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head may often be seen searching through trash container on a Jamestown
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street. One of the local residents definitely alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Jamestown some time ago.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship may be spotted very often on a Jamestown residential road after midnight.
The armor of a medieval knight without a human inside has
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occasionally been spotted hovering in the air like a blimp in Jamestown. Regardless of what people articulate, it is in all certainty a frightening phantom that you wouldn't want to come across very late at night.
A sizeable chilling dragon is every now and then spotted gazing at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a house in Jamestown.
A giant gazelle has been seen on one or two occasions trying on clothes in a Jamestown building.
The ghost of a female with a sack bound around her head can every now and then be spotted scrambling out of a storm drain on a Jamestown avenue in the early morning hours.
An extremely large bull has regularly been observed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Jamestown.
A half transparent man dressed as the captain of a fishing boat is repeatedly made out performing a tune on a flute in a Jamestown house. Some of the people who live here claim this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Jamestown in the past. One thing is for certain, this is a bad
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ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Jamestown
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Ghost Sightings From Jamestown
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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