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The phantom of a muscular lumberjack gripping a large axe has been seen on one or two occasions traveling on a motorcycle on a gloomy road outside Horace. A number of of the folks here claim this spirit likes startling foolhardy folks who are bold enough to upset the quiet in Horace.
A giant giraffe can from time to time be spotted gazing at the water by Sheyenne River Diversion Dam on a dark night.
The menacing spirit of a Gaul has frequently been distinguished drifting along Wolverton Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A menacing skeleton is often seen in a trailer in Horace. If you listen to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying folks who come searching for ghosts in Horace. Nevertheless, it's a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.
A colossal gemsbok is known to have been spotted on a few occasions in a Horace flat.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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