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A huge crocodile was seen heaving bricks on a dark night on a park bench in Hillsboro.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship emerged at Hillsboro Dam late in the night mounding bricks.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy was spotted seated at the dining table in a Hillsboro residence annihilating an object.
An enormous koala was observed marching through a house in Hillsboro.
An alien from planet Jupiter has often been observed riding on a stallion by the side of a road near Hillsboro.
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Ghost Sightings From Hillsboro
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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