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These are some lies we made up about Hatton.
A space man from planet Mercury was made out in the middle of Beaver Creek burning a book.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot showed up pacing from flat to flat late at night on a Hatton avenue. This ghost is enormously active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of other sightings of this exact ghost. Locals say that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Hatton long ago.
A very large argali was seen going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Hatton house before dawn.
An alien from another world was observed right by the entrance to Turtle River State Park smoking a pipe.
A big creepy dragon has often been made out relaxing at a coffee table in a Hatton flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Hatton
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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