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A body with a skeleton face wearing dark robes has frequently been distinguished by Lower Branch Rush River staring. A local resident alleges that this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Harwood before the present.
A very large guanaco is repeatedly observed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Harwood.
A drifting ghost is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions playing a fiddle in a Harwood residence.
An Icthyosaurus may frequently be observed in a mirror in a Harwood building; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.
A space man from outer space may be perceived very frequently in a residence in the neighborhood of Harwood.
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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