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These are some lies we made up about Hannaford.
A gargantuan hartebeest was made out throwing chunks of concrete into the flow at Gunderson Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with a fairly see-through body came into sight taking in the view at Dazey Dam at the stroke of midnight. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the witnesses. One of the people who live here steadfastly argues that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Hannaford local resident.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out striding through a Hannaford area churchyard. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the air.
A gargantuan hog came into sight being in an uninhabited villa in Hannaford.
The Ugly Duckling was observed standing by a deserted road close to Hannaford.
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Ghost Sightings From Hannaford
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Ghost Sightings From Hannaford
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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