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A man without a head was observed at the stroke of midnight floating down Alkali Creek. The appearance of the witness frightened the ghost who then faded away.
The spirit of an aged prospector with a large mustache and an eye patch showed up studying the view from the apex of Horse Nose Butte late at night. The spirit mumbled about avenging an assassination. Several of the folks who live here say this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Halliday local resident.
A gigantic waterbuck was spotted looking bloodcurdling in Little Missouri State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A Megalosaurus came into sight looking at folks in a Halliday flat through a peephole.
The ghost of a flight attendant was distinguished hitch-hiking beside a murky road right next door to Halliday. The observer got scared and fled. It's been claimed that this specific spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Halliday some decades ago.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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