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The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be perceived up on the summit of Barr Butte consuming a hotdog.
A huge oryx can be seen frequently slurping water at Fertile Valley Dam at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has occasionally been witnessed before dawn marveling at Sowers Bluff.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement uniform is from time to time made out sending a box at a Grenora post office.
A giant jackal has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions downing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Grenora.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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