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These are some lies we made up about Grandin.
A female with maggots crawling out of her mouth is once in a while perceived at South Branch Elm River on a dark night tossing stones into the flowing water.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her heart has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances walking a Saint Bernard at night on a dark Grandin road. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost may be a famous former time resident of Grandin.
An enormous argali was seen staring through mobile home windows in Grandin on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus became visible going through trash cans on a Grandin residential street.
A gargantuan bat was noticed on a Grandin avenue before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Grandin
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Ghost Sightings From Grandin
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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