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A Pterodactyl materialized in a Grafton area store, pacing the aisles.
A very large parrot was perceived swallowing blood from a container at midnight by a vending machine in Grafton.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her back materialized in Leistikow Memorial Park very late at night dragging a corpse over the grass. This precise ghost has been seen very often in this zone.
Goldilocks was noticed staring at the water by Grafton Dam very late at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer was spotted relaxing at a table in a Grafton residence smoking a cigar.
A space man from planet Pluto has regularly been noticed reading a magazine by Middle Branch Park River.
The ghost of a chained up woman has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions walking through a house in Grafton.
A gargantuan porcupine can repeatedly be seen hauling a human cranium by Icelandic State Park.
A space invader from another
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galaxy has occasionally been seen striding through a flat near Grafton.
A woman with the head of a devil is from time to time distinguished pacing through a Grafton area churchyard. A number of of the residents assert this ghost may well be a distinguished days gone by dweller of Grafton.
A woman carrying her head beneath her arm is rumored
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to have been noticed on numerous occasions trying to grip something by a wild road next to Grafton at night. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Grafton local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Grafton
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Ghost Sightings From Grafton
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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